Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 30, 2023

I can’t believe it either.

She’ll have to send in her measurements* for the formal tinfoil hat for the awards ceremony.

*- hat size and sensitivity to mind control beams

16 of the best conspiracy theories

https://www.livescience.com/11375-top-ten-conspiracy-theories.html

In 2002, when conspiracy theorist Bart Sibrel confronted Buzz Aldrin and called him a “coward and a liar” for faking the moon landings, the then 72-year-old punched Sibrel in the jaw.

What are some of the conspiracy theories circulating about Teresa or “Frog Applause,” huh?

It’s red herring, all the way down.

What’s the difference between an Urban Myth and a Conspiracy Theory?

The mind is one and the blood is too. My rest is two and the heart , soul becomes three of you. Baby to school.

It’s all about the chemtrails, baby.

…I don’t believe it, either…

…the fix is in…after all it was Sally that said that FOX stood for Foreigner Oil X…

…an Australian cartel that doesn’t care a hoot about ‘Merica & it’s comrades…

…it was Honey that stated that Woke really stands for the manipulation of our minds via hot pocket commercials…

…and Gladys that preached that American pick’up trucks control our minds and enslave us to a luxury that will doom us to being doomed to traveling in Rv’s instead of sleeping outside and ruffing it…

…all you claimed was Frog Applause lame and its commentors superior to Ripley’s Believe It Or Nots…

…well…

…that’s common knowledge…

I would just like to point out that a consensus is not a conspiracy. It is like-minded individuals all believing something that they cannot possibly ever prove. Not the same thing at all!

The Nobel for Man-Made Global Climate Change goes to . . .

You going to the awards banquet dressed like that? Probably fit right in.

She wins a lifetime subscription to QAnon magazine and a$1.99 gift certificate for the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory Cafeteria & Gift Shop.

Identity Theft is futile.

A Pajama party gone wrong!

When they handed out the truth, she was still in the lady’s room primping!

When they handed out brains, she slept in!

When they handed out common sense…., she went to the wrong door!

Can’t win em all!

You didn’t win. That’s just what they want you to think.

Much coveted. It’s probably further proof of something or other.

All she has to do is pay for it with gift cards …!

She should run for Congress now.

I’m not suggesting that she had clandestine meetings with the judges. . .

Frog Applause cutouts were found in A-Rods locker, along with his enhancement drugs…The comments too, woohoo.

is that Clara?

I can! I can!

The true question, of course, is, what was her winning Conspiracy Theory?

I listen to the podcast “Stuff They Don’t Want You To Know”, where they call the listeners “conspiracy realists”.