The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 07, 2023

Tip her, indeed. She just doubled it.

Take him to Medieval Times. He gets finger food and a show.

Had I adopted such an attitude, my mother or my dad would have used my behind as a set of bongos.

Surly Eddie; not a good look.

Try being nice to the nice lady, Eddie

Most decent high end family restaurants have a “kids menu”.

The places like those talked about on Hell’s Kitchen, don’t, and expect children to have the pallet of an adult, or, not serve children.

BUT this lady probably has kids.

Eddie’s unibrow makes him look like he’s possessed. He’s gonna become Eddie Krueger and haunt them in their dreams.

Very observant of the Waitress, but she’s probably encountered this before.

She WILL get a very good TIP indeed….

“Grump” is not on the menu…

There use to be a King’s Manor Medieval Dinner Theater in Chicago.