When my grandson was about three and squirming in his car seat, he said to his mother, “How about I drive the car and you be the doofus in the car seat…”
yahoo!!! okay, we gotta work on your self-esteem – you got too much. and your ego – you need more id. and your melancholy baby – cause you don’t got one. how about your shyness – you need some humility you pile of horse manure! How am I doing doc? Feeling any better? I know we need to get the kink out of your thinker cause you’re not, thinking that is!
My friend Kevin met his wife Robin while the two were both patients in the same Obsessive Compulsive Disorder therapy group.
For the most part, they have a normal marriage, except when it comes to hanging toilet paper. She likes the loose end against the wall, but he likes it out, easier to grab.
Each time one of them uses the bathroom, the toilet paper gets turned around according to the obsession of the person using it.
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
Does that mean he gets paid as much as a shrink gets paid?
allen@home about 1 year ago
Think highly of your patient don’t you doc.
Templo S.U.D. about 1 year ago
oh, that’d be sweet to see how the psychiatrist gets treated by Ziggy
AllishaDawn about 1 year ago
And how does that make you feel?
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
Don’t worry, Doc. There is hope for you yet!
wetidlerjr about 1 year ago
“Have you heard about the lonesome loser? Beaten by the queen of hearts every time…”
—Little River Band
bullpunky about 1 year ago
Does he really have to yell like that?
JudithStocker about 1 year ago
Ziggy should really find a better doctor. This guy (in reality) should be reported.
Frank_Lecanto about 1 year ago
When my grandson was about three and squirming in his car seat, he said to his mother, “How about I drive the car and you be the doofus in the car seat…”
Tired about 1 year ago
Doctor, I don’t think you are helping me overcome my self esteem issues!
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied about 1 year ago
Is this supposed to be funny?
Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 year ago
yahoo!!! okay, we gotta work on your self-esteem – you got too much. and your ego – you need more id. and your melancholy baby – cause you don’t got one. how about your shyness – you need some humility you pile of horse manure! How am I doing doc? Feeling any better? I know we need to get the kink out of your thinker cause you’re not, thinking that is!
PouluCBagumba about 1 year ago
My friend Kevin met his wife Robin while the two were both patients in the same Obsessive Compulsive Disorder therapy group.
For the most part, they have a normal marriage, except when it comes to hanging toilet paper. She likes the loose end against the wall, but he likes it out, easier to grab.
Each time one of them uses the bathroom, the toilet paper gets turned around according to the obsession of the person using it.
The psychiatric profession has a term for this:
Roll reversal.
d edwin about 1 year ago
You already are a hopeless loser in my book! Not Ziggy….
ChukLitl Premium Member about 1 year ago
He doesn’t know Ziggy at all. Zig never loses hope.
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
The doc was absent the day they taught bedside manner.
gammaguy about 1 year ago
I may be a loser, but I’m a hopemore loser.