Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 08, 2023

But he’s doing a curl.

Me

That’s a curl not a press .

I wonder now if, in doing a curl rather than a press, is the guy really ready for such a weighty assignment? For him to be successful he will need to workout a solution soon.

Oops! He was expecting Le Monde.

We didn’t. But could we get a Danish or an English, Muffin?

Or, who had the French mime ?

No, I asked for a copy of Le Monde…

the brits wouldn’t allow ’er to do this joke, but the french let ’er…