Poor John.
Bird: “Who are those guys coming this way with hockey sticks?”
Tortoise: “Get me out of here!”
… especially if they phrase it like “Can we play a game with you?”
It’s not quite as bad/hazardous as “Can we have you (over for) dinner?”
Fly him to Australia. Everything there is upside down. So he would be then be right side up when he got there.
Ummm…I think you’ll now be very present for a game of shuffleboard. Yes, right in the middle of it.
Curling.
John doesn’t look roused at all.
Winter at The Villages.
This one will be an interesting entry on the insurance form: “Turned upside down in a game of shuffleboard”…
How about curling?
I don’t know, John, a good push of a shuffleboard stick might just be your salvation.
The bird would be asked to join a game of badminton.
It would be nice if John just let this one slide.
Ice hockey, then?
A little help here, you dodo!
Turn him right side up.
Curling might be worth a spin.
Slide Dukey!!!
I think the bird needs to be more worried about croquet. Especially if there are hedgehogs and playing cards involved.
I guess Nintendo didn’t sue them after all!
Wait, there’s a rousing game of shuffleboard?!?
Bocce ball is all he can handle right now
How about a nice game of curling.
A rousing game of shuffleboard?
Shellcreeper
Kick off when upside down!!
Curling is also a possibility.
Nobody_Important about 1 year ago
Poor John.
Enter.Name.Here about 1 year ago
Bird: “Who are those guys coming this way with hockey sticks?”
Tortoise: “Get me out of here!”
Doug K about 1 year ago
… especially if they phrase it like “Can we play a game with you?”
It’s not quite as bad/hazardous as “Can we have you (over for) dinner?”
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago
Fly him to Australia. Everything there is upside down. So he would be then be right side up when he got there.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ummm…I think you’ll now be very present for a game of shuffleboard. Yes, right in the middle of it.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 1 year ago
Curling.
Chithing Premium Member about 1 year ago
John doesn’t look roused at all.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Winter at The Villages.
jagedlo about 1 year ago
This one will be an interesting entry on the insurance form: “Turned upside down in a game of shuffleboard”…
rondm66 about 1 year ago
How about curling?
preacherman about 1 year ago
I don’t know, John, a good push of a shuffleboard stick might just be your salvation.
Geophyzz about 1 year ago
The bird would be asked to join a game of badminton.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
It would be nice if John just let this one slide.
EnlilEnkiEa about 1 year ago
Ice hockey, then?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
A little help here, you dodo!
ladykat about 1 year ago
Turn him right side up.
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Curling might be worth a spin.
paranormal about 1 year ago
Slide Dukey!!!
amaneaux about 1 year ago
I think the bird needs to be more worried about croquet. Especially if there are hedgehogs and playing cards involved.
tcayer about 1 year ago
I guess Nintendo didn’t sue them after all!
Pony99CA about 1 year ago
Wait, there’s a rousing game of shuffleboard?!?
mindjob about 1 year ago
Bocce ball is all he can handle right now
stamps about 1 year ago
How about a nice game of curling.
rstanton836 about 1 year ago
A rousing game of shuffleboard?
youarentjackson about 1 year ago
Shellcreeper
Kick off when upside down!!
Uncle Kenny about 1 year ago
Curling is also a possibility.