The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for February 04, 2023

He looks like a sour kraut.

Is that what it runs on?

At least he’s not looking for ketchup

And chili!

Understand they’re looking for new drivers. Would have applied but they want college kids or something.

Some people seem to think that mustard is a must for hotdogs. And many of them seem to believe that ketchup on a hotdog is wrong.

I like both ketchup and mustard on a hotdog. If I have to do with only one, I’d rather have a ketchup-only hotdog – without the mustard.

Saw a wienermobile once. I was surprised it was so HUGE!! The first generation was built on a car body but the current ones are major-sized trucks.

And sauerkraut!

Awww! I have an Oscar Mayer Weenie Whistle! ☺️☺️☺️

Don’t relish the ride with him.

Is Grey Poupon ok?

I still don’t consider the yellow stuff mustard. Dijon, you know.

…and ketchup! I don’t care about that, I love ketchup on my hot dog!

Reminds me of a genie story:

This guy finds an old lamp, rubs it, and a genie pops out and says “You have freed me from the lamp. You have 3 wishes”.

Guy says "I wish for all the money in the world and the most expensive, fanciest car in the world. Genie goes “POOF, your wishes have been granted. But that was only 2 wishes. You have 3”.

Guy says “I can’t think of the third one right now”. Genie says “That’s ok. When you think of the third one, just say ‘I wish’, and it will come true”.

Guy is riding along in his new car and turns on the radio, hears his favorite jingle, and begins to sing along “O I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner” POOF.

This joke is the wurst yet

Worst pick-up line in a bar: “Hey baby, wanna ride my wiener mobile”.

Note, if you are actually in the Wiener Mobile when you say it, it’s OK.

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That weiner‐mobile drove down my block years ago.

Weber’s Horseradish Mustard for me!

He already turned down help from Heinz Ketchup.

Hi! I’m Oscar Mayer. Has anyone seen my wiener?

Myyyyyyy, bologna has A first name. It’s oscarMyyyyyyy, bologna has a second name . It’s mayerIiiiiiiiii, love to eat it every dayAnd That is why I like to sayOscar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A.

All that’s needed is a little mustard to get Frankfurter along!

Just don’t cut the mustard.

i just relish condiment jokes

I need to ketchup with the flock/herd; I’m their leader!

What a weiner!