Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 30, 2023

Just take it from him!

martian teletubbies

Never be able to sneak up on that guy.

Right out of his butt

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected!

He has amazing peripheral vision

Hindsight.

literally

hahahahaha

Looks like more of a hips glimpse.

Anything like stink-eye?

They say hindsight is 2020. I remember it and it was a horrible year and nothing good was learned from it.

And it never blinks! Extra creepy. And finding cute sweaters with an extra side opening can be challenging. Will you be needing another cuff or collar? Perhaps a double turtleneck.

I think he’s a palm reader. He wants to shake hands.

He sizes up everyone that way! All angles are covered!

He’s got everything he needs. He’s an artist. He don’t look back.

She(?) does look pretty sexy.

Google “Sophia Loren side eye” for an epic example.

He has excellent hand-eye coordination.

Is side sight anything like hindsight?