Herman by Jim Unger for February 03, 2023

If Steve is smart he will run far and fast.

Keep running Steve

You Talking to me ?

RUN STEVE! RRUUUUUUUNNNN

I wonder why Steve even attended?

Preacher: “Do you, Mr. Lake Trout, take this, Ms Lamprey, as your awful shredded strife?”

Last chance for Roger, too, if he has any sense. Bail!

The groom looks happy about it all. He thinks he is winning. Hahaha!

Speak now or forever live without this.

“Speak now or forever hold your peace.” And we see Steve make the “zipping his lips” gesture.

Steve’s loss is Steve’s win !

" Thanks, Zelda, but I think I’ll give it a pass. "

Best comic of 2023 so far!!!!!

This is where the groom should exercise his right to ‘speak now or forever hold his peace.’

Steve is not objecting…

Run Steve, run!!!

No more alimony payments from Steve

“Steve? Steve? He must’ve been held up in traffic.”

“Nope. He’s beside me rolling on the floor laughing. He says carry on.”

Oh she’s a keeper alright. Steve was smart and that other guy should just back away, forget her and count his blessings that he didn’t marry her…..

Steve: “Nah, I’m good. I’ll just stay here to make sure this gets done. I’ll send him a sympathy card later.”

You know that it isn’t, Steve. That type is always good for a drunken 2AM booty call. She might even remember to tell the new groom to get out and wait on the couch.

Only thing is that instead of the Stride of Pride you will be doing the Staggering Walk of Shame.

Jocelyn Wildenstein finally takes the plunge!

In the words of Rodney Dangerfield,…“last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it…”

The groom is thinking, “Yeah, Steve, last chance! C’mon, be a man, don’t miss out! PLEASE!”

this was the best one of the month. good job A.M.