Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 30, 2023

If the bird does its business on him it may help increase his intelligence.

He’s not a nerd, he’s a dolt.

Dolt politician, but I repeat myself

Bird On The Nerd? Why, that’s absurd!

Wasn’t there a song called “The Bird On My Head?”

Norm isn’t a nerd; a nerd is usually looked at as a smart person…

All hail the flag of Bob!

Duck on a Schmuck?

Drabbles not a nerd! Nerds are intelligent ! He’s a dweeb.

that’s a good one though. It got me laughing. :D

Parrot on a ferret, or in one.

♪♫ "A-well-a everybody’s heard, about the bird,

B-b-b-bird, b-birdd on a Nerd…" ♪♫

Why don’t ducks ever fly upside down?

If Bob stays there too long Norman may have poop on the toup

Bird on a Wire never caught on, either. Ba dum tssh!

…Anyone? the 1990 film? Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn? No…?

Beak on a Geek

The brain capacity above his neck has doubled!