Jen Sorensen for January 18, 2023

I may be missing the specific reference here, but it’s still bizarre and silly!

Don’t forget to troll Greta Thunberg.

Huh – I’m female and have no interest whatsoever in being an “Alpha” – and yet here I am, chowing down on one of those portable potassium delivery systems and a bagel with heavy-duty food lube.

Not wearing any socks though.

Just think — last year, I was blissfully unaware of Tate’s existence, and discovered him just as he was arrested!

And that man is single.

Every man needs a 12-gauge toilet plunger as well.

An Alpha Male is still an Alpha Male when no one is looking.

An Alpha male is still in the design stage and may never progress to Beta level.

Alpha males don’t wear slippers. Those are low-friction work boots.

all this sounds like a Foster’s beer commercial.

I am an alpha male. Half my features aren’t in yet and my save system doesn’t work.

Sounds like Jeremy’s Razors whose adds tell you to stop buying from “woke” companies.