Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 07, 2023

Shut up brat!

There’s always the Foreign Legion.

Blame Patricia.

You wouldn’t want to marry Linus then, you might end up with some kids who inherited some fussbudgetness it’s somewhere in the Van Pelt genes.

know of anyone who inherited traits from their parents’ siblings instead of the parents themselves?

Sally, you started all this by making the school fall down, take it easy!

Why doesn’t he tell her someone else is to blame?

Suddenly his criminal tendencies became homicidal!

I always wondered what teachers did with all those papers someone wrote all those sentences on.

If your parents never had any children, chances are you won’t either!

Says the person that had conversations with a school building.

“I will not create a disturbance in the force”.

Charley’s stuck in the typical male paradox. If he just calmly minds his own business and ignores the taunts they will only escalate; if he responds in any way his response will also be criticized and he’ll be accused of being a bully to defenseless girls.

Who will marry that?

High crimes and misdemeanors.

Ouch! Even Chuck’s family blames him for simple living!

Just as long as they visit old Uncle Charles in prison. They don’t have to be incarcerated themselves.

Sally never thinks highly of Charlie Brown, anyways.

Good luck with that Sally.

These children have become such a part of our lives that it’s sad to realize that Sally never got a chance to get married and have children.

Nice to see a kid writing in cursive. More and more it’s becoming a lost art.

Consider the family DNA, Sal.

I wouldn’t worry about that yet, Sally. Maybe never…

Judging from some of Sally’s school reports,she’ll be joining her brother in the “line-up” soon enough

This, and Patty mentioning “rap” yesterday, makes it a good occasion for CB to bust out some Eminem rhymes… I’m a criminal // ‘Coz every time I write a rhyme, these people think it’s a crime // To tell ‘em what’s on my mind, I guess, I’m a criminal // But I don’t gotta say a word, I just flip ‘em the bird // And keep goin’ …

Yes, creating disturbances in class eventually leads to murder

Sally’s been reading Cesare Lombroso.

Sorry girl, they cannot, unless…

It’s always nice to have supportive relatives. So I’ve heard.

Charlie could tell her a ‘Furfie’, “Listen Sally, I wasn’t going to tell you this but I think we are NOT related. I think you were adopted”. That would shut her up while her brain goes into overdrive.

Not a criminal, Sally. Having Peppermint Patty get him into trouble. Besides, they have a ton of bad habitts they could inheirit from you that there is no need to worry what they’ll inheirit from their uncle.

To paraphrase a passing through Kamen Rider villain, (look it up), “ This was all Patty’s fault! ONORE PEPAMINTO PATIII!!”(Translation: Curse You, Peppermint Pattyyyy!!)

Love you too, sis.

A year and a half before this, Sally had to write “I will not talk in class” a thousand times, bringing 10 times more disgrace on the family than Chuck did. So… yeah, there is not much hope for those hypothetical children. https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2021/10/21