Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 27, 2023

Alright, maybe he’s doomed.

What’s he on about? My little sister used to drink milk all the time when we were small. Not limited to any time of day.

Anything else, Kevin, why you think so?

Not true, and just silly. Come on, Bondia, you’re better than that.

Maybe I missed a day. Have the blue glasses ever been explained? Are test answers written on the inside of the lenses?

I’ve drunk milk with breakfast, lunch, dinner and/or “because I was thirsty.”

Especially chocolate. #Yum

Those glasses are really giving Kevin a big head.

I drink milk for any meal I feel like

I’m a milkaholic.

Awe. The glasses are like Dumbo’s feather. He just needed to believe in himself.

I’m puzzled by the premise. It’s not OK to drink milk at lunch at home?? When did that happen? (Also, side note: looks like Kevin has him some chocolate milk, there. I was never allowed to have chocolate milk, maybe it’s the same for Kevin, so he can go wild only at school . . . ?)

Where is it not allowed to drink milk for lunch ?

EVERYBODY knows, milk for breakfast, soda pop for lunch, bourbon for dinner. It’s one of the 12 commandments.

Milk Overlords: “He’s on to us. KILL THE BOY!”