Close to Home by John McPherson for January 27, 2023

Your child took it for show and tell…

check your cat

What difference does it make what ball you use. It’s still a scam.

Bleeb switched them

It’s probably still true depending on where they live.

I see an X in the center & two corners. Tic Tac Toe!

What’s coming out of her mouth that’s orange? A gold fish?

BLEEEEEB!!!

What did you do!?

Put it back!!

G’Boy!!

And I paid $20.00. For this?

Our weather prognosticator must have had the same problem. We didn’t get nearly as much snow as they predicted. Of course, Walmart didn’t mind.

Time for a refund!

How did she not see that coming?

Ah, a two-fer, Bleeb. Way to go . . . and nice play with the switcheroo.

How come fortune tellers never win the lottery?

Might as well use a Magic 8-Ball for all your skills are worth.

She might actually be right for a change.

Can someone say BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU.

That’s right, lady. Hang on to your purse real tight! I have a cosmic nightgown just like the charlatan does. $12 at K-Mart. I don’t have any special powers either! Hiya Bleeb! :)

Bleeb’s just trying to find some leg room.

It doesn’t matter which globe she uses, it’s still a Snow Job!

There was no future in it anyway.

Is that a mouse coming out of her mouth…

no doubt works for the Farmer’s Almanac