Herman by Jim Unger for January 28, 2023

He also wants several referrals from patients that lived.

It says he’s a graduate of the Acme Butchering Academy.

Looks like a dog visiting the vet for the second time. “The last time here I was neutered! What’s next???!!!”

“Doctors can bury their mistakes, but architects can only plant vines.”

Oh, he’s not the doctor but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHCTaUFXpP8

The patient got concerned when he heard that the doctor was only “practicing” medicine.

Q. You know what they call a guy that graduates at the bottom of his class from Med School?

A. Doctor

Better late than never..

This patient is obviously a massive procrastinator.

Picky, picky, picky.

He might have a diploma, but I want to know his class rank.

If the doctor’s name is Andy Harris, don’t let him touch you!

His diploma has to be real, because you can no longer get them in boxes of Cracker Jack

You can never be too cautious regarding those coming at you with a knife.

Guessing the guy as a little trust issue.

Why is the patient’s mouth closed and the doctor’s is open? Does the doctor question his own qualifications and speaks to himself?

He’s got an irrational case of F.O.M.O…. Fear of Missing Organs.

That just proves he has a license to hack.

He: I don’t don’t want to be circumcised!

Here in DE, we found at least 26 nurses who had fraudulent licenses issued by 3 different “nursing schools” in FL.