Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 18, 2023

Golf isn’t so much a game as it is a mental condition.

Those dogs will leave a mess on the greens.

he must have blue balls… (to see in the white snow…what’d you think i meant?)

The dogs don’t look impressed…

The trick will be getting them to stop after only a few hundred yards.

It will be interesting to see how they negotiate the doglegs.

There was a Chicago DJ (Larry Lujack) who would play golf in the snow using orange balls. (I’m not sure is really the right word when it comes to golf)

What he needs is a golf course.

Yes folks, there is such a thing a Snow or Ice Golf.