Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 21, 2023

Bunky is such a sap. LOL !  LOL !

You ain’t gettin’ any, Bunky.

No surprise here!

BLISS – Until reality sets in ! (unless they are REALLY lucky!)

They use the same trick to get you to sign a gym membership

99 more years? What if the Gasoline Alley comic strip reaches over 200 years old if it stays in newspapers that long?

I wonder what happened to Susan0010. Did she finally get permanently banned?

No offense intended, but Allure looks like a mouth-breather.

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Wow, I don’t think any of us had “Santa’s prayers were answered by a hot new she-elf showing up, causing Bunky to abandon his plans for an exciting, independent adventure and instead pledge another century of his eternal (?) life to serving Santa, due to [libidinousness]” on our Gasoline Alley plot resolution bingo card, which is a thing we all definitely maintain!

SANTA!! … I just got Allured to come back here! … :)

The disgruntled rank and file worker believes he or she has triumphed over the system. But ultimately, the system wins out. A metaphor for our times, folks.

And tomorrow she introduces her boyfriend.

Along with Walt Wallet.

Did Santa planned this?

When she thanks you for leaving . . .