The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 29, 2023

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    Lucy Rudy  about 1 year ago

    Turning it off wakes me up.

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    thevideostoreguy  about 1 year ago

    They make these things called “sleep timers.”

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    Don’t turn it off. Just let the ambient noises become incorporated into your dreams. Like the time my alarm went off but I didn’t wake up because it became the sound of me firing a machine gun.

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    Little Caesar  about 1 year ago

    So Uncle Ted hired a 23 year old Fillipina…..

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  about 1 year ago

    Train Siri to shut the tv when you snore.

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    krs27  about 1 year ago

    Have not watched a late night talk show since Jay Leno left due to the woke!

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    wongo  about 1 year ago

    Or you could hire a “Tv turner offer” for $50.00 an hour! Plus benefits, company car, golden parachute, etc.

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    I stop watching tv about 30-45 minutes before I try to sleep. I have a book on the nightstand and read some before turning out the light.

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    Chris  about 1 year ago

    or someone to talk show you to sleep instead. :D

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    preacherman  about 1 year ago

    I take it Ted is still using the same TV from the 70’s, the ones with no sleep mode setting. I’ve begun using mine as I often doze off before the end of the sitcom I’m watching.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A shot of bourbon puts me out like a light. Or a double…

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    Get a wife that doesn’t want you to sleep with her and have her do it. Shouldn’t be too hard to find. However, that solution does have its own problems. So, just go to bed when you get real tired…..

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    paranormal  about 1 year ago

    Obviously their TV doesn’t have a timer…

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    You might sleep better if you stopped watching the news.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  about 1 year ago

    So he only naps.

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    heathcliff2  about 1 year ago

    Those fellas have been known to dull many brains. Use the built in off timer.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Watching TV before bed isn’t helpful for good sleep due to the flashing screens. Maybe he should read in bed. It works for many people. Myself, I just go to bed when I feel the first whisper of sleepiness. I try to take the dog out before that so the cold air doesn’t wake me back up. Maybe Uncle Ted should add a nice walk into his daily routine, although he seems like someone who already does healthy things for himself.

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    mfrasca  about 1 year ago

    Uncle Ted should listen to “Sleep With Me – The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep.”

    https://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/

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    bigplayray  about 1 year ago

    Is Uncle Ted lonely? Are we gonna get an Aunt Ted?

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Uncle Ted’s brilliance knows no bounds!!

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Sleep through the night and in morning start all over again, problem solved…

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    i used to get my best rest simply by putting a dvd in the machine and trying to watch a movie…

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    paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Classic problem — you feel sleepy in front of the TV or the computer, so you get up to prepare yourself for bed, but by the time you’re done and in bed, you have trouble falling asleep.

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