Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 13, 2023

the hockey mask is TOO perfect

Very cool effect, how the snowflakes look all stressed out.

The police can’t use a facial recognition program on the body because no two snowflakes are alike.

That guy’s a real flake.

Definitely a case of a-salt

Scary movie.

That salt shaker sure wants to go out there and melt them all away.

A snail suddenly appeared, risking its own life to save them.

The Shaker III was better.

Nice homage to Friday the 13th!

Everyone knows the real way to melt a snowflake is to say “Trump Lost”….[giggle, giggle, I know]

The audience is in a cold sweat

Only Ninja Snow can saves him now.

If you think Salt is bad…wait til, Peppa gets ya! ☺️‼️

The audience fears he’ll be assaulted…

I never really thought about how much snails and snowflakes have in common.

She’s about to be a-salted

Darth Salt waits…

Horrors!

Looks like the movie is having the same effect…