Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 14, 2023

And Zonker has also had a difficult time finding a good man.

Hello, Newman.

He’s Sponge Worthy

Hopefully they skipped the friends with benefits stage.

Zonker being hired by B.D. to raise is kid has always struck me as odd.

I’ve never actually seen an episode of Seinfeld. Yeah, I know some of the jokes. The stink in the car. The soup Nazi. The bet. “Hello, Newman.” But the show just had no appeal to me. Bleh.

Except George would never be intimidated by Zonker.

Well, she was on something . I always thought it was just herself. :)

Zonker reminds me of the other bad hair, bad dancer person.

Oh swell! Now I feel a overwhelming compulsion to do ‘’The Elaine Dance’’ …. ARRGH!

Loved it when Elaine called Kramer a “hipster doofus”.

But Zonker, your voice isn’t nearly as annoying as Elaine’s.

You’re all wet, Zonk.

Yes! Seriously, it’s like, whattya want? a badge for your non-involvement? [sorry, blowing off some steam after a Sat.nite workin’ retail :( ] But then again, as 1who watched the original run on broadcast TV, I gotta tell ya, this show was HUGE at that time but also …has not aged well, not really digging it in re=runs lately. One of those, guess ya had 2b there thingamajobs! ;)

Zonker is the guy who has pizza delivered to him in class