Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 08, 2023

And then subtract American Pi.

Can a man sine at his age? Cosecant!

That second number on the second row is just a 3 dressed up as a 9

But how many bottles of beer are on the wall?

I’m sure I’ll figure it out When I’m 64.

It all adds up to 2112.

I think he musta got lost somewhere after 9.

I saw the sine..

I saw the sine…

No matter how many times he tries, these numbers don’t add up.

This is 1 for the records.

Math rocks? I’ve heard of igneous rocks, but never math rocks.

I think it’s more “rock maths”…

He say, “one and one and one is three”Got to be good looking ‘cause he’s so hard to see…

+ 99 Tears

And reading this comic, “I Cried A Million Tears,” while saying my “49 Bye-Byes.” I was on Route 66 when I passed by 77 Sunset Strip…

Great comic for a NUMBER of reasons.

As long as he doesn’t land in Jailhouse Rock‼️

Ohhhhhhh, I think it’s a music reference! ツ

This one time in band camp…

Must be around 25 or 6 to 4.

The answer is 8675309.

“Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’…”

You missed ‘Topsy, Part 2’ – Cozy Cole

Need an NPA (Area Code) added to 867-5309, per this Math Major / Engineer 33.5 year AT&T retiree.

It’s a sine of the times.

He’ll be crying 96 tears.

Wave goodbye…

=42!

Just leavin’ me hungry for some meatloaf…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s

He’ll be working on that proof till the year 2525 (if Man is still alive).

Strawberry Letter 23

25 or 6 to 4?

Pennsylvania 6-5000

16 reasons why I love you…

Well she’s sexy and 17.

She was only 16…

ninety eight point six….

16 Candles…

10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more,

The bloody Red Baron was rollin’ up the score,

80 men died, tryin’ to end that spree,

Of the bloody Red Baron of Germany.

♪ now, if six turned out to be nine, i don’t mind…

Unfortunately, their calculation completely ignores the fact that three is a magic number.

He neglected to account for being Eight Miles High and approaching 5D (Fifth Dimension).

Yeah, I know – that theory is for The Byrds.

He forgot to factor in the 30 days in the hole.