That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 08, 2022

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    Carl was not embarrassed at all by his man boobs!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “It’s true when they say the right one is higher than the left one.”

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    Qiset  over 1 year ago

    What hair?

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I thought it was a guy at first, until I lowered my eyes a bit.

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    Solstice*1947  over 1 year ago

    /// She held her head perfectly angled,

    unobscured by her hair, short and tangled.

    Checked the lighting out first,

    kept her lips slightly pursed,

    and stared into her mirror (gold spangled).

    /// In her Vanitas she is perfection.

    She no longer sought out her reflection

    in a man’s loving eyes,

    for she came to despise

    his desire she accept his erėction.

    /// By her own image she is enslaved.

    (Before selfies, face could not be saved.)

    When she looks in the glass

    her expression says “class.”

    In her memory it’s been engraved.

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    Ubintold  over 1 year ago

    Shaved the pits too, it looks like.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    Lorelei wanted to cause a sensation at the Media Awards. But would the neckline of this gown be considered too low-cut?

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    OldDesertLizard Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The original didn’t have the “you might have misspelled this word” squiggly lines in it … https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2012/09/05

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    “Mirror, mirror I hold in my hands / Have not I nice mammary glands?”

    And my rosebud standout nipples / Would stiffen dangling participles

    A touch upon them opens a flower / In my nether floral bower

    That’s Mama’s knock upon the door / Later I will adore me more!”

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    Buzzworld  over 1 year ago

    The way things are today this could be a painting from 2022.

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    Egrayjames  over 1 year ago

    Even tho’ she was not a man, Evelyn still looked forward to looking at a nice set of titz at the end of the day!

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    Call me Ishmael  over 1 year ago

    Why the devil would anyone care/

    What the goddess has done to her hair?/

    Time will quickly repair/

    The damage done there../

    The focus is clearly elsewhere !

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    rmremail  over 1 year ago

    Making sure that the ‘the girls’ were ready for business.

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    PeaceWouldBeNice  over 1 year ago

    John, admiring his man boobs…

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    Call me Ishmael  over 1 year ago

    How is it we endlessly stare/

    At that pleasantly perky pair/

    As though unaware/

    That “her eyes are up there” ?

    It really seems rather unfair..

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    Darn it, the surgeon promised me they would be the same size and equally perky!

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Bob, aka Roberta, was very pleased with the silicone implants, the facelift, and the other bits and pieces of cosmetic surgery but wasn’t too sure about Mr. Kenneth’s hairstyling effort. Did this butch/bïtch look really say, “Hey sailor, new in town … "?

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    Call me Ishmael  over 1 year ago

    She seems to be much impressed/

    With the size and the shape of each breast../

    But the breasts are her own/

    Which is why she’s alone/

    By popular request.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Medusa, checking her new wig: “Gee, I guess it IS the snakes that turn people to stone!”

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    Call me Ishmael  over 1 year ago

    She wondered why nobody cared/

    For the beautiful breasts she had bared./

    She ought to have known/

    That they need to be shown/

    Because breasts are meant to be shared .

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 1 year ago

    No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

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    garcoa  over 1 year ago

    Vanitas wondering whether the he-him or she-her terms would be more suitable on her facebook page.

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    She’s probably had a lot of company since the pandemic began.

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    anomaly  over 1 year ago

    “With my hair short like this I shouldn’t have any trouble fooling them into thinking I’m a guy.”

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Vanitas (Vanity) or The Mirror

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Paintings by Léon Perrault" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Vanitas, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #672 (9/17/11) (December 7, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by this artist have been used here (6 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat, and 2 repeats of another work), the September 5, 2012, strip being its first use (the 14 hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, and the line breaks removed, but perhaps the text remains informative). The February 10, 2015, strip is the prior non-repeat by him.

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 1 year ago

    George, after the “operation” sees the woman, he always wanted to be.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 1 year ago

    For Friday: “its the thinnest of Résumés/

    And there isn’t a word of praise/

    But you’ll work for a pittance/

    (The paltriest remittance)/

    So we’ll try you for just a few days..”

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mirror, Mirror in my hand

    Who is the fairest in this land?

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