Herman by Jim Unger for December 09, 2022

Well your sign is the wrong shape for one thing, and too many people are letting their cars do the thinking for them is another problem.

Maybe if you look in the lost and found, you can find it.

You’re still touched.

“Who’s that bloke with the ginormous lollipop?” (KA-BUMP KA-BUMP)

“… so … How do you feel about it?”

No….their aim was off. They missed you.

Now that’s a funny bit. A good laugh in the AM.

Being able to “stop on a dime” is really handy, until you run across someone named Dime.

Tire tracks all across your back, but he’s not having fun

And you have to stand on the proper side of the street.

Bactine, bandaids and an ambulance are needed. Not necessarily in that order.

On the other hand.. you don’t have to worry about that vasectomy you couldn’t pay for.

You forgot to finish writing “…in the name of love.”

Maybe if the sign said ‘STOP TEXTING’, but I doubt it.