Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 09, 2022

The “crown” prince of dentistry.

Is it safe?

Dustin Hoffman says run man, while you still can

Should never make fun of someone that can come at you with very big needles. Or something even worse.

You’re a rabid anti-dentite! (Cosmo Kramer to Jerry Seinfeld) ☺

I have a feeling that there is very little overlap between the patient’s sense of humor and the dentist’s sense of humor. This visit might not be so funny for this patient.

Man rushes into the dentist, please help me, pull my bad tooth, right sit in the chair and I will give you an injection to kill the pain, no no says the patient, I can’t stand needles, right I will give you a whiff of gas, no no that make me really ill, I know says the dentist and gives him some blue pills, is that viagra the patient says, and will it help with the pain, the dentist says it won’t help with the pain but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull the tooth!

I went to a dentist many years ago that let me make payments

I would sent dental comics I clipped from the newspaper with my bill

They had quite a collection of them on an office wall, many from me but not all

Take a firm grip of his berries. Look him straight in the eye and say “we’re not going to hurt each other are we!”

Incoming…….‼️

You’d best strap him into the chair.

Patient: Candy Bar, Candy Bar – oh I want a Candy Bar! (Anyone?)

Those jokes were made about real dentists, not you!

There’s a lot to be said in favour of anonymity on social media.

He’s an anti-dentite.

I think this guy became a dentist just for the jokes.. and sadism.

He friended a dentist? He must be a masochist.

Does it say Dremel on that ‘instrument’?

And this is just one of the many reasons to keep your Facebook page private so that only your Friends can see it.