B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 08, 2022

such a kiddo!

I’ve gone turtle tipping, and my mom told me to go out and tip the turtle back on the feet.

Geez, you lose one race and you just hold a grudge.

That guy really “Bugs” me.

Someone has a wild hare up their rear.

Splitting hairs, would you say that turning over a new shell causes the hare to split? (split – the slang definition – is to leave the scene quickly.)

Sore loser.

The tortoise and the hare

turtle-tipping

Successor to the old “Midnight Skulker”?

Geez! Poor looser!

Fast and furious catches up with slow and steady.

I finally get BC to come back up, and he throws a mystery strip at me. Is this on land or under water? Whose hands are those? Who should get over it, already? I don’t get it.

disgruntled BUNNY! :D

Ha! Some never get over grudges….at least you can wiggle out of this one…

Hit ’n bounce.

“The tortoise lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot moonlight, desperately trying to right itself. But it can’t, not without your help. But you aren’t helping. Why is that, Jack?”

The rabbit is clearly a replicant.

Hare today, felon tomorrow…

Santa’s not gonna LIKE that……

This reminds me of my cow tipping days back in Wisconsin.

Hare brained