B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 10, 2022

Yeah, that’s not going to leave any marks

Use what God gave you.

soooo this is what they mean by “figure skiing”?

Looks like she’ll end up with a lot of snow in her cleavage. Brrrrrr!

You haven’t got a figure.

Extra insulation helps when you are sliding in the snow.

Is that how a witch’s i gets cold?

Well… at least she’s hanging two and has her other ten in mid-air. That’s quite the trick !

Maybe not the BEST choice to add a low-cut top to your “luge-without-a-luge” sporting equipment list. Frozen booba’s!

Looks like them prehistoric B.C. peoples not feels cold so they not needs warm clothes made of wooly mammoths furs or something.

A novel idea.

Air bags.

Jane beats Frosty as the best belly-whomper around.

Cool runnings.

The tracks Jane leaves behind must look interesting. Yip yip yip yip yip

And then she flips over and uses her feet whenever she wants to brake!

Her headlights will be on bright for a while.

Where did BC get a plastic toboggan?

Boobsledding.

Is that where they came up with the drink slippery ni…

Glass half full. (Belly, all full.)

Ok, she’s violating the physics of snow sliding in a strapless dress.

Thankfully.

FB – Fat Board…

She’s got Buoyancy advantages!

But how does she steer?

Good thing she has a plow on the front to slow her down a bit.

I would think her cleavage would fill up with snow!

Time warp! Plastic sled?! Not saying it couldn’t happen. I’ll go with artully hollowed out tree until I’m sure about the time travel thing.

Weight certainly helps. When the little Canadian, Nancy Greene, was winning international races, any of the men club racers could beat her.

All that snow reminded her of cake frosting…

Does anyone else remember when frosting cam boxed in a mix? You had to add shortening to the mix. I think this was in the late 60’s…

I can envision a stump catching her top.. and she doing the rest of the hill sans dress. insert shudder emoji

On the positive side, she will have the highest speed on the slopes.

She has speed bumps.

I can’t wrap my head around the idea of dieting in prehistoric times. Through most of history, being fat was enviable. It meant you were less likely to starve and was often a status symbol as well.

Ouch. That would hurt the girls!

She’s cooling off the twins.

Ii wonder if she does Nuru Gel massages too.

Make her nipples hard as a rock.

Just like Frosty.

Urgh – way to get snow in her cleavage, not a good move.

She probably got the idea from watching penguins doing it.

She was doing great on her diet, but, she started to slide.

Not buying it. Regardless of how well-padded she may be, sliding down that snowy slope that way has got to hurt.

Whatever you are, OWN IT!!

She better be careful or she’ll fill up her snow scoops.