Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 07, 2022

Called it. Looks like the girls are gonna win this one, but Gene’s been a jerk throughout this whole arc. He’s got what he had coming.

I’m enjoying this as bout as much as I should as Gene reaps what he sews. I’m only MILDLY disapointed Kyle isn’t as good as he thinks as the gag that he THINKS he knows how but really watched a cooking show a few times and knew about one dish well and does dumb thigns like try to in sawdust is great.

How much longer until Miles’s family and Kevin’s family finally get to have their big dinner?

Never interrupt a man at work. Wait until the steaming mess is ready, Gene.

Ah it looks like Kyle isn’t the genius cook, that would have been cool for him. I wonder if he was bribed to trick Gene into thinking he was good at cooking.

But it does look good and presentation is pretty much everything on Thanksgiving.

Dang it! I really wanted Kyle to have talent. I’m kind of sad

That’s what you get for letting Kyle do all the work.

There’s no way Kyle could have practiced cooking. He didn’t want mom to know of his interest, so where was he going to practice cooking, other than maybe taking a home ed class at school?

… and it provides extra fiber.

Wait. Didn’t Kyle make really great mashed potatoes? … But now this? Everything else is horrible?!

GOOD !!! … Gene gets what’s coming to him for being such a jerk, especially to Miles! …

Don’t get snarky until after the first year of opening!

And, of course, being of the male persuasion, they couldn’t have possibly asked for advice? Or read a cookbook? Or admitted they didn’t have a clue? (BTW, I am not male, as you may have guessed.)

Is there any significance to the fact that this big reveal appeared on Pearl Harbor Day?

Not that I’m complaining, but how is it that Crabgrass isn’t affected by the Gremlins that invaded the other strips?

IN ALL FAIRNESS: if you buy cheap parmesan cheese, there IS a type of sawdust in it as an anti-clumping agent. (Cellulose is from wood.)

Looks like he’s gotten the chef’s attitude down… now about the actual cooking?

Now we know what his shirt stands for: Awfully Crappy/ Dang Cook