Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 05, 2022

Oh, we don’t have to get through the newspaper website’s paywall???

Don’t bother Ziggy. Horoscopes are hogwash.

sending a self addressed, stamped envelope???

Please include proof of birth.

So if you do that, if it does arrive, it will be 2 weeks later, I guess you’ll know if it was right or wrong.

This is dated 2011 ?????

My biorhythm told me not to believe my horoscope…

Please include a hundred bucks.

We only take gift cards.

Hurry! The price of stamps goes up Jan 1

Used to be a million-dollar industry. Now you can get a choice of forty horoscopes online for free. I can even tell you where. Just send a $10 gift card to …

Today’s horoscope: If you read the horoscope in the paper today you will be scammed.