The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 09, 2022

what happened to Dave?

Have you tried to Chipmunk in the past week?

Wasn’t Alvin a Chipmunk?

Wasn’t Gladys Knight a Pip?

Wasn’t Diana Ross a Supreme?

Isn’t the thumb a finger?

NOT okaaaaaay!

They later got a gig as backup singers for Larry Hooper!

Isn’t Alvin’s “dress” on backwards?

That last movie did them in….

They later joined a monastery and became just Munks.

Another sad child star story! Sniff.

Guess they want paychecks and not Hula Hoops for Xmas

I love their christmas songs! Especially “Rosted Chipmunks on an Open Fire”.

Case Worker:" So Alvin, how has your work search been going?" Alvin:" Not ooooookay!!"

Alvin and his brothers are digging holes in my yard.

Backstreet Boys and Boyz II Men weren’t interested.

Better than standing on the corner with a cup selling Monk-fruit

The Three Tenors from Chipmunk Town…

I halfway expected an “Employment Assistance. 5 cents” sign.

They’ve reached a new low.

They could always sing for their supper.

seriously… what happens to former child stars is so often tragic

WRONG! They start a doo-wop group called “The Chipmunks!”

Finally! It’s about time!

♪♫ Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire ♪♫

https://youtu.be/hrO42SnYAvs

If only.

after puberty they were forced to rely on helium hits…