Close to Home by John McPherson for December 01, 2022

The road to nowhere…

On the other hand, this might qualify you for a boat license…

Oh, not just your grade. Your credit score is going to take a hit as well.

I knew I should’ve made a left turn at Albuquerque!

It’s a bit worse than having to go on high speed chase like in the last episode of Tulsa King.

Yes. Yes it is. Is that what you’re worried about?

It wasn’t me. I followed the GPS as directed.

On the plus side, free car wash.

What was your first clue Sherlock.

… how’s your swimming skills? …don’t worry you won’t be graded!

(GREEN PLAID ALERT! Everybody has to do a shot!)

So the road leads right into the pond? If there was no stop sign, he didn’t do anything wrong…

Hold on bleeb help is on the way

Well, you get an F in driving but a c- in scuba.

Bleeb is cat tailing it! ☺️☺️

Well with any luck you might find that lost golf ball

Well, Bleeb, it was a mildly interesting observation, if not your favorite type of observation, but . . . that will teach you to hang out in the middle of nowhere.

“Yes, but for another $99.99, you can enroll in our Boat Captain’s course to get your Captain’s license. You’re already 1/2 way there.”

If you have to ask…

He took the shortcut to Holiday Inn.

When the instructor said “merge”, the student thought he said “submerge”.

That’s why the instructor has a brake on his side of the car. Guess he didn’t use it.

You’re all washed up!!!

No, I was going to flunk you anyway.

Ya think!

Hey you said take the next right.

Bleeb, I know you have your research to do, but observing student drivers can be pretty risky.

No problem here. For a flooded engine, push the gas pedal to the floor and hit the ignition.

Like in the movie “Clueless.”

…..maybe.