I’ll bet that was a lotta fun.
How far up the trunk that gotta go?
Don’t ask about the thermometer.
Wait til he has to do a prostate exam!
Turn to the left and cough….
WOW! OW!
I got the easy job. I see where you’re on the schedule to give a rectal exam to the porcupines.
Heh. That’s funny. :)
I don’t know about elephants, but every time I have to have a covid test it makes me sneeze violently and repeatedly. Elephants…
Don’t know if elephants can get it, but a snow leopard in one zoo died of Covid. :(
Must’ve had a lot of junk in the trunk.
Worried about loooooong COVID.
LOVE IT! ❤️
Oh you think that’s bad, that’s a male elephant, just wait until you have to give him a prostate exam.
He could probably sneeze that dart through a bank vault door.
Now I’ve seen ivorything.
Have a great joke about how elephant trainers get elephants to slowly swing their heads from side to side. Unfortunately it is too long to post here.
I had to spend 45 days in the hospital during a major surge, so I’ve had probably close to 100 Trump Plague tests; I’m pretty sure that’s the standard swab they use on humans around here. Felt like it, anyway.
wait til you try to put the mask on the elephant. if you think humans objected………
Good thing it wasn’t rectal…
Wait until time to do the giraffe.
The good news: We now have enough wax to make a dozen candles!
Okay…that one’s funny!
Next week: elephant colonoscopy!
And yet, she still lives to tell the tale…..
He already should have had his dump truck full of vaccine, and his moving van of booster.
Wait until he needs a prostate exam.
Ouch. Especially if she has parkinson’s
July 17, 2015
allen@home over 1 year ago
I’ll bet that was a lotta fun.
danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago
How far up the trunk that gotta go?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago
Don’t ask about the thermometer.
Pogostiks Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wait til he has to do a prostate exam!
Copy-&-Paste over 1 year ago
Turn to the left and cough….
brick10 over 1 year ago
WOW! OW!
dflak over 1 year ago
I got the easy job. I see where you’re on the schedule to give a rectal exam to the porcupines.
Zeno2099 over 1 year ago
Heh. That’s funny. :)
loridobson Premium Member over 1 year ago
I don’t know about elephants, but every time I have to have a covid test it makes me sneeze violently and repeatedly. Elephants…
Nuliajuk over 1 year ago
Don’t know if elephants can get it, but a snow leopard in one zoo died of Covid. :(
JudyAz over 1 year ago
Must’ve had a lot of junk in the trunk.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 1 year ago
Worried about loooooong COVID.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
LOVE IT! ❤️
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh you think that’s bad, that’s a male elephant, just wait until you have to give him a prostate exam.
bobbyferrel over 1 year ago
He could probably sneeze that dart through a bank vault door.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
Now I’ve seen ivorything.
Rev Phnk Ey over 1 year ago
Have a great joke about how elephant trainers get elephants to slowly swing their heads from side to side. Unfortunately it is too long to post here.
Cozmik Cowboy over 1 year ago
I had to spend 45 days in the hospital during a major surge, so I’ve had probably close to 100 Trump Plague tests; I’m pretty sure that’s the standard swab they use on humans around here. Felt like it, anyway.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
wait til you try to put the mask on the elephant. if you think humans objected………
paranormal over 1 year ago
Good thing it wasn’t rectal…
RadioDial Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wait until time to do the giraffe.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
The good news: We now have enough wax to make a dozen candles!
bmeaton Premium Member over 1 year ago
Okay…that one’s funny!
ekke over 1 year ago
Next week: elephant colonoscopy!
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
And yet, she still lives to tell the tale…..
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He already should have had his dump truck full of vaccine, and his moving van of booster.
Bill The Nuke over 1 year ago
Wait until he needs a prostate exam.
aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ouch. Especially if she has parkinson’s