B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 01, 2022

All fired up

Anteater Flamethrower – Be careful where you point your snout.

Double ouch.

So, they had Sriracha back then?

Fire ants – Jalapeño flavored!

Poor Apteryx (or however the bird in BC is spelled).

That bird will be back tomorrow, after all, he’s a Toon!

FOOM!!!

The prehistoric version of Flamin’ Hot Chee-tos.

Stay away from the Bullet ants!

Just wait until the army ants arrive. He’d be toast in under a minute.

Ghost pepper Hot ?

Just wait until it’s going out the other end.

And the Anteater knows that the ants are good healthy food. All those anti-bodies have to be good for him.

Been an interesting week for the anteater (see Monday and Tuesday’s comics)…

He loves spicy food

Next time he’ll bring his marshmallows

Question to the Anteater: Has your sinus problem been cleared up?

Try the next one with some hot sauce.

Anteaters are Canadian?

Wait till he cones across the Carolina Reaper ants, he’ll burn his snout off. He’ll be producing white flames. Yip yip yip yip yip

Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Hot! Hot! Hot!

This is just the antipasto. The meal comes when the army ants arrive.

Ant Lives Matter.

“Hi, there…I’m an apteryx…a wingless bird with burning feathers…”

I’ve been stung by fire ants and they aren’t enjoyable experiences. I got stung by a bullet ant in Brazil about 10 years ago. Those are no fun at all.

More Hotter More Better! Except for the bird? Or whatever he was.

I wonder what the late CWO4 Woody Williams thinks.

Well, the Apteryx is going to have to come up with a new introduction: Hi – I’m an Apteryx; a singed feather, burnt, grounded bird.

It is often hazardous, being an innocent bystander. You might as well raise some hell and make it worth while.

Cleared my sinuses right up! ☺️☺️

Burns going in, burns going out.

LOL!!!

The eyeballs say it all!

The best part of eating supper spicy food is that after the initial shock from the heat, you can start to taste the sweet. Most people let the “pain” stop them from going any further and miss the true pleasure of spicy food.

Hi there. I am an Apteryx, a wingless bird with NO feathers..

I had never even heard of fire ants but learned very quickly after camping in FL and walking over a city of them, barefoot. That was years ago, fire ants are not in my state, and I still do not go outside barefoot anymore. OK, it wasn’t long before I was running through their territory, not just walking. We were so confused!

At least it didn’t fire out the back.

At least it didn’t fire out the back.

Were they wearing Scotch bonnets?

That one got me laughing out loud.

You think?……

I was Today Years Old when I noticed that his tongue “zots” out of his nose. I’m probably decades behind most of you on this.

The middle panel would make a good tattoo.