Prickly City by Scott Stantis for November 29, 2022

Flash flood coming up.

Why would he? This is out of character.

uh huh

A neutral funny theme? What’s today, Sunday?

Nice change of pace though.

The red wave hit a blue breakwater forming a purple tidal pool which means nothing will get done for the next two years!

All he got was a Purple Rain

Bought that oceanfront property in AZ?

“…any kind of wave…”

How about a wave goodbye?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Well, chickens are creatures of habit, and fairly simple at that, so the chances are it just wanted to get to something on the other side.

Get it? A simple joke, messed up by way too many words. Ho ho.