Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 28, 2022

Chaz.has a lower BMI than you do Poncho!

A dog probably appreciates a big, glutenous belly. “Right on, Bro. I gotta get me some of that!”

And then there is a “mom bod”.

Just remember, moms are mostly the blame for dad bods. Stop body shameing dads. No matter how funny it is. You can do without those cheap laughs. They’re …nope. Sorry. Still funny. Sorry dad. ;)

We have a neighbor who has a pot-bellied pig that he walks on a leash. When the pig doesn’t want to walk, he drags it along. I called that “pulled pork”.

Now that is a funny joke, Pork Chop!

Worst of all, Chaz isn’t even a dad.