Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 25, 2022

Sick Bay first , Suck face later Soldier !

Before reading lastkisss :⁠-⁠(

After reading lastkiss. :⁠-⁠)

Prepare to barf in 3…2…1 Do not worry folks. He is used to it. He has that effect on women. Or rather the effect he has on women ends up all over on him

Bad, bad Samaritan!

With help like that, who needs enemies?

Abby loves it and she KNOWS it! ☺️☺️

He is intent on monkey business

CAPTAIN: Your beauty has set my loins on fire like they were Dresden after the mistaken raid.

LIEUTENANT: …loins…porking… PORK LOIN! YUM! Yeah. Gotta go. Dinner time ya know. My stomach thinks my throat is cut. Uh, call me, maybe…

Barfing up the eggplant in 3, 2, 1…….

… at least she retrieved her hat after the jeep encounter.

He looks like he’s about to administer a hickey.

Take the hint, you ape, you make her sick =⁠_⁠=

….and the genie said he could choose how he wanted to die. The man thought and responded, " Of extreme old age."

“Take your paws off me, you dåmn dirty ape!”

there’s nothing like the reek of food poisoning breath to set a man’s heart on fire…

What!? No Charles Schulz commemorative cartoon today? Mr. Lustig, you could lose your cartoonist license.