Made me think of one of my Granddaddy’s old jokes about the guy who bought a suit for twenty five cents at a used clothing store and then brought them back and said, “this suit is full of lice!” to which the vendor replied, “what did you expect for twenty five cents….mockingbirds!”
Doug K over 1 year ago
So is it time for an eviction, “slum lord”?
JudithStocker over 1 year ago
Poor Ziggy! He gets it from the birds outside as well as inside.
blakerl over 1 year ago
Yep! No inside pluming and no heat. He is your typical slumlord!!
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
Sooo you don’t like it.?move!!!!
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
He’s just broke. That’s the best he could afford.
MEPace over 1 year ago
Considering you’re squatting and don’t pay rent you shouldn’t be complaining. Hire a woodpecker to make you a home.
Yakety Sax over 1 year ago
I would put up some bird houses but too many cats around here.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied over 1 year ago
Ask the Bluebird if he knows what an eviction notice is.
hooglah over 1 year ago
Ask the bluebird if he knows what a shotgun is.
Sir Isaac over 1 year ago
Made me think of one of my Granddaddy’s old jokes about the guy who bought a suit for twenty five cents at a used clothing store and then brought them back and said, “this suit is full of lice!” to which the vendor replied, “what did you expect for twenty five cents….mockingbirds!”
suelou over 1 year ago
…. so go find a nicer hole in a tree somewhere, and build your nest there!
SlackPuter over 1 year ago
A poor woodpecker had to be scared off by me because the hole he wanted would have been my shower.