Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 07, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The superhero with omnipotent powers! "...to battle the FILIBUSTERER!" Washington, D.C., is being menaced by a nefarious villain! Man: Senator Frist! We can't get a vote on nominated federal judges! Senator Frist: This is an attack on people of faith. I've got to play the GOD-MAN card! In the God-Hideout... God-Man: Certainly, Senator. I'll investigate. God-Man: You there! I'd like a word with you! Filibusterer: Oh, I'll give you a word! How's this: "WORD, n, 1. A speech sound or series of them, serving to communicate meaning an insisting of at base morpheme God-Man: Uh... Filibusterer: Was a feature peculiar to God-Man: Shut...up, Filibusterer. Don't make me go...NUCLEAR! BOOM! Senator Frist: COUGH At least they can't keep on blocking pro-death penalty judges. God-Man: Wait...you're FOR CAPITAL PUNISHMENT?! NEXT Holy Mix-Up! What side is God-Man on?