Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 16, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Fun Facts For The Psychotic The cuddly "koala bear" of Australia is actually not a "bear" at all... ...it is a telepathic cyborg that reports your thoughts to "The Council"! Classix Comix Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text Moby Dick Captain Ahab: I'm hunting a giant white metaphor! Captain Ahab: THAR SHE BLOWS AARGHHH! Man: Killed by a metaphor...there's gotta be some meaning in that! The Angelic Innocence of Children Girl: What's that on your cheek? Boy #1: It's a birthmark. Girl: It's stupid. Boy #2: You can't play with us! Garish-Skin-Tight-Lycra-Outfit-Man Garish-Skin-Tight-Lycra-Outfit-Man: I've got something to tell you -- yesterday, I miraculously gained SUPER POWERS! Woman: Okay, but why did you strip down to a garish skin-tight Lycra outfit? Garish-Skin-Tight-Lycra-Outfit-Man: I ALWAYS do that when I'm nervous. Dinkle, The Unlovable Loser WET PAINT Man: Ha, ha! Look at that! Man: It's funny because it reminds us of our own foibles. Dinkle: BARF Man: Oh... Man: Good lord! That bone is a partial fibula of a bonobo chimp! Dinkle: SIGH