Anyone that likes tofurkey never took on 8 toms “protecting THEIR turf” while riding a mower on HIS front yard with a badmitten racket. I get the “Renfield” laugh every time I drop one in the 350deg. oil.
I’ve been having turkey on Sunday and Wednesday. I’m all turkeyed out. As this is Thursday, I hope to find a couple of pieces of flounder with tartar sauce.
In a couple of weeks, I’ll be bow hunting for turkey. Hope I’m more successful than our valiant hunters in the strip. If I don’t tag out, I shall not be eating tofu though.
WHATEVER YOU ARE GRATEFUL FOR, MY SWEET BLUE-EYED GIRL AND I WISH EACH OF YOU A GREAT THANKSGIVING WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND MEMORIES THAT WARM THE HEART. AND, WHATEVER ELSE YOU BRING TO TABLE, BE SURE TO ADD LOTS OF HUGS.
Whats this all around phobia of replacing tofu with meat? Why is it wrong to eat meat? You don’t like to eat, don’t eat, no need to impose your phobia on others who don’t like to eat what you eat. Same goes for all the “diverse” recasting in movies especially replacing white characters with colored ones or there has to be a “LGBT” woke character just it was like casting a black person to avoid controversies etc.
eromlig over 1 year ago
Was it Robin Williams who said the word vegetarian is Latin for “lousy hunter”?
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
No one could be thankful for tofu turkey.
seanfear over 1 year ago
We are grateful for Mastroianni and Hart
Imagine over 1 year ago
I am thankful that GoComics is back.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
montylc2001 over 1 year ago
Anyone remember the B.C. animated Thanksgiving specialTV show? Was hilarious.
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
Yeah, but they won’t stay lousy at archery.
taz1313 over 1 year ago
Anyone that likes tofurkey never took on 8 toms “protecting THEIR turf” while riding a mower on HIS front yard with a badmitten racket. I get the “Renfield” laugh every time I drop one in the 350deg. oil.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
Tofu is good and turkey salad is the best way to eat that.
Asharah over 1 year ago
Have you tried snares?
mindjob over 1 year ago
They could have used slings or atlatles
rshive over 1 year ago
Where’d they find a circular stone table?
karlykru Premium Member over 1 year ago
Thanksgiving has been forgotten this year, so sad. Will someone send me a drumstick? -:)
DaveG1960 over 1 year ago
Will they still gobble it up, though?
phnx1965 over 1 year ago
Good morning and Happy Thanksgiving from Arizona!
preacherman over 1 year ago
I’ve been having turkey on Sunday and Wednesday. I’m all turkeyed out. As this is Thursday, I hope to find a couple of pieces of flounder with tartar sauce.
dflak over 1 year ago
It’s not the food, it’s the company.
dflak over 1 year ago
Politics is off the menu today.
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
Yukkkk ,not me!!!
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Tofu…sounds like a foot fungus!
Just-me over 1 year ago
In a couple of weeks, I’ll be bow hunting for turkey. Hope I’m more successful than our valiant hunters in the strip. If I don’t tag out, I shall not be eating tofu though.
flemmingo over 1 year ago
“Everybody Loves Raymond” episode one Thanksgiving had Marie making a tofu turkey. Yuck!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
LOL! HAPPY TURKEY DAY TO YOU, TOO!
sandpiper over 1 year ago
WHATEVER YOU ARE GRATEFUL FOR, MY SWEET BLUE-EYED GIRL AND I WISH EACH OF YOU A GREAT THANKSGIVING WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND MEMORIES THAT WARM THE HEART. AND, WHATEVER ELSE YOU BRING TO TABLE, BE SURE TO ADD LOTS OF HUGS.
1953Baby over 1 year ago
Never heard of tofu turkey. . .another thing to be thankful for!
hk Premium Member over 1 year ago
The perfect definition of vegetarians: they can’t hunt or fish.
Mediatech over 1 year ago
Targets haven’t been invented yet.
Rise22 over 1 year ago
If you want turkey, eat turkey. Stop being a hypocrit.
Allan CB Premium Member over 1 year ago
Happy Yankee Giving!
oakie817 over 1 year ago
HIPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
blakerl over 1 year ago
Pony99CA said! They say vegan is a Native American word for “bad hunter”.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sad to think of all those turkey farmers out there starving and unable to send their kids to college because Tofu is so magical.
KhurramHashmi over 1 year ago
Whats this all around phobia of replacing tofu with meat? Why is it wrong to eat meat? You don’t like to eat, don’t eat, no need to impose your phobia on others who don’t like to eat what you eat. Same goes for all the “diverse” recasting in movies especially replacing white characters with colored ones or there has to be a “LGBT” woke character just it was like casting a black person to avoid controversies etc.
jmohr134 over 1 year ago
They should have had Grog catch the turkey, like he did last year..
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
They had tofu back then? I bet the turkey invented it. That stuff’s for the birds.
WDD over 1 year ago
I can’t stand the annual obligatory comics about catching and killing turkeys. It’s an old tired joke.
aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago
WILL NOT touch tofu