Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 30, 2022

Poor guy

That happens when you faint halfway through and hit your head.

Been there, done that X3. Not fun watching your wife in pain.

How much time do the alien boys spend in recovery on the science fiction show Alien Nation with Gary Graham?

He saw the bill for the delivery.

My second and third were born at home. Both times I was voted “Coach of the Year” by the midwives…

Doctor:" His vital signs are normal. His reflexes are great. He is very healthy and viable." Mother:" So my baby’s fine?" Doctor:" Yes. But I was referring to your husband."

When doctors deliver babies, do they really hold them upside down and swat them to make them cry???

They’ve got him on a coffee IV.

One of the coolest things I ever did, maybe even the coolest…..

Can’t say I helped with the delivery, but I was in the room, holding my wife’s hand when she delivered both our kids. Great experience. My wife later told me that if our places were reversed, she’d have never been in there with me.

Did it. With twins.