Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 24, 2022

Your always looking out for me honey. Thanks.

Or the cranberry colored one.

I take my cravat off when eating. I don’t like tie food.

I’ve got one dyed with coffee. A nice deep mahogany colour. It matches my bassoon.

That’s the thing about having a ‘pot and shelf’ where my once slim belly used to be. Now I don’t have to worry about staining my good pants.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EACH OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS. MAY YOU ENJOY THE FOOD AND THE COMPANY.

Don’t forget the stretch pants.

I’d cornsider doing that.

As soon as she cleans with mashed potatoes off her shoes.