Joe Heller for November 09, 2022

Divided almost equally. Disconcerting. Hopefully we all can become friendly neighbors, friends and relatives. We need to pull our nation together to stand up to global challenges.

Now we can look forward to bipartisan solutions to the myriad problems that face our societ….Oh it’s too hard to do this without laughing my a$$ off!

Oh, for the good old days when opposing parties got along so well and worked together while holding hands and singing ‘round the campfire. Remind me when that was, please.

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Republican pundit on Fox last night: “Now is the time for Republicans and Democrats to work together to solve America’s problems.”

Jesse Watters: “Quite right, how soon should we start impeachment proceedings on Biden?”

Democrats look united. Republicans are divided.

And Next Tuesday the Orange Melonhead from Mar-A-Lago has a big announcement to make. Anyone have any guesses on what that could possibly be ? Hmmmm

In the earlier days of our nation, not so long ago, Politics was seen as the art of compromise between reasonable and patriotic viewpoints, and finding an agreeable course forward, one serving the nation’s best interests — not the artlessness of selfish confrontations of combat with psychotic insurrectionists and fascists.

Imagine our enemies’ glee at our many lie-, greed-, and delusion-fueled divisions. We are doing our enemies’ work for them.

Keep going, Reptilicans: Keep on making a fast buck from stupes, saps, and suckers while rendering your own nation intellectually, morally, and ideologically bankrupt.

Thanks, Fox-Prop TV, Trump, McCarthy, Rush, Jones, Bannon, Oz, et al.

[wakes in a sweaty start]

Wow, what a nightmare! Sure glad to be awake again!

Oh, wait….

We need more than a binary choice, 5 to 7 political parties.

False dichotomy. Only one of these is the insurrectionist party, trying to police Cervixes.

FALSE EQUIVALENCY ALERT!!!