Once in high school, I got drunk — and caught by my parents. The next day there was a circus in town, and three elephants escaped. As I sat with my parents on our porch, an elephant ran across our yard. My mom turned to me and said, “If only it had been pink.”
jagedlo over 1 year ago
So, that pink elephant was caught after a bender?
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
anyone thinking of that Dumbo song about now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wR8FL_2gwI
Plumb.Bob Premium Member over 1 year ago
Delirium Tremens is a fine beer.
Bilan over 1 year ago
I thought only adults can see the pink elephants.
monkeysky over 1 year ago
What’s in that ice cream?
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
The sign should read ‘The Pink Elephant of Moe’s Bar.’
Kwen over 1 year ago
I wanna know what ice cream flavor he just got.
TampaFanatic1 over 1 year ago
I thought Lio’s Dad would be seeing the pink elephant after one of his benders.
Liam Astle Premium Member over 1 year ago
I want to see the white elephant.
cdward over 1 year ago
Once in high school, I got drunk — and caught by my parents. The next day there was a circus in town, and three elephants escaped. As I sat with my parents on our porch, an elephant ran across our yard. My mom turned to me and said, “If only it had been pink.”
akachman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sybil must be close by.
TheWildSow over 1 year ago
But why does Kenya look like an Asian elephant? Smaller ears, 2 bumps on forehead, back slopes up, etc…..
johnjoyce over 1 year ago
“Oh, the aim of our patrol is a question rather droll…”
sarah413 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Elephants can get drunk/intoxicated fro eating fermenting marula.
rshive over 1 year ago
Must be something in the ice cream.
verticallychallenged Premium Member over 1 year ago
Where are the Heffalumps and Woozels?
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Incidentally, a pink elephant just moved into my Animal Crossing village.
anomaly over 1 year ago
I’ll drink to that!
einarbt over 1 year ago
Alcoholic ice-cream?
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 1 year ago
Time for some great cartoonist to devise a Periodic Table of the Elephants.
WDD over 1 year ago
Something wrong here. African elephants have big ears, Indian elephants have small ears. Here we have a small-eared elephant from Kenya (Africa).