I can’t believe the tech would so remiss in not asking if Steely has a “metal head.” I actually feel sorry for the big goon. He’ll be done in far less than 5 minutes. What a cruel fate for the chop shopper. I predict that he will be Dick Tracy’s version of Dr. Doom very soon.
if he’s got a magnetic head and is in a MAGNETIC Resonance Imager he could be in real trouble, or suddenly have a new super power and will relocate from Dick Tracy to Spiderman.
That’s why they generally ask if you have any metal implants before loading you into the MRI…even if he survives the experience, it could seriously damage the machine.
“Metal that is well secured to the bone, such as hip and knee joint replacements, will not be affected by an MRI. The metal won’t heat up or move in response to the machine. But if the metal is near an organ, such as the prostate, distortion could be a problem”
“How little we understand, what touches off that tingle~~that sudden explosion, when two tingles intermingle~~” Philip Springer, Caroline Leigh lyrics from “How Little We Know” (1956 Frank Sinatra hit)
Well, I think we’ve established that Steelface (a) wasn’t going to give away info about his “condition” lest it draw the police’s attention, and (b) isn’t too bright.
I haven’t joined the “mock the writer” threads here much, but … don’t you miss stories where the police are actually involved in solving crimes, instead of relying on relatives snitching on the big baddie?
saw this coming; even a small piece of ferrous metal will react with an MRI…it’s like putting a metal object in a microwave. With all the shrapnel in this guy’s skull at the very least 3rd degree burns.
Perhaps worth noting that MRI is used for soft-tissue imaging. Looking for any kind of bone fracture, they would us X-ray or CT scan. That wouldn’t work for the plot, of course.
Neil Wick over 1 year ago
The last frame reminds me of the poster for the 1981 movie Scanners, except I don’t think Steelface’s head will explode.
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PPDHK1ASV5U/X6rbbYMbsKI/AAAAAAAAy84/fMYbZUd-4B0p5o3PdSF7ljgjoe40C0PigCLcBGAsYHQ/s564/sca01.jpg
The speculation that this is an MRI machine is now confirmed and it also seems that the nurse is one of those characters with blank eyes.
AnyFace over 1 year ago
Reminds me of James Bond nearly being torn apart by a sabotaged exercise machine in “Thunderball.” ✨
avenger09 over 1 year ago
“OH NO, they’re playing Barry Manilow music over the speakers!!”
My heads exploding!!!
Brian Premium Member over 1 year ago
That looks . . . uncomfortable.
Yngvar Følling over 1 year ago
Isn’t it normal procedure to ask the patient if he has any metallic implants before an MRI?
firestrike1 over 1 year ago
OH BOY!… HERE IT COMES… Scanners Revisited…
avenger09 over 1 year ago
Interesting that nothing goes wrong until there’s 5 minutes left.
MRI’s are fairly long procedures.
Why did it take so long for his headache to kick in?
markwillman4 over 1 year ago
Greetings, fellow Face Manglers!
I can’t believe the tech would so remiss in not asking if Steely has a “metal head.” I actually feel sorry for the big goon. He’ll be done in far less than 5 minutes. What a cruel fate for the chop shopper. I predict that he will be Dick Tracy’s version of Dr. Doom very soon.
avenger09 over 1 year ago
He does seem to have great teeth.
Good dental hygiene!
Sporteric11 over 1 year ago
Just like I predicted… all the metal bits will be ripped out of his face and body. I hope he has a lawyer on call !!!
IvanB.Cohen over 1 year ago
Third panel today is a classic…the deer caught in the headlights look.
IvanB.Cohen over 1 year ago
All those years, months and weeks of staying ahead of the law and Steelface buys the farm/kicks the bucket in a MRI scanner.
Ashmael over 1 year ago
A cruelest fate than that of many killer villains. As far as we know Steelface didn’t kill anyone. And won’t those metal bits send some alarm?
charliefarmrhere over 1 year ago
I guess he will now have more important things to think about, than where the wrist radio went to.
Ashmael over 1 year ago
Steelface has (or had) the same beard shadow as the late JoJo Nidle.
BreathlessMahoney77 over 1 year ago
Steelface in panel 3 looks like he’s either about to suffer death by MRI … or he’s watching a performance of Derby Dugan.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 1 year ago
Good morning™, Hot Zits !
Not your usual electric chair set up but someone sure is frying up a storm. So what is he holding in P.2 ?
blunebottle over 1 year ago
Press the button, SF.
Phantomfire 01 over 1 year ago
“Please! Let me outta here! Before this gizmo turns my brains into Grey Poupon!”
stealth694 over 1 year ago
Metal and MRI’s do not mix.
iggyman over 1 year ago
MRI with metal, horrible!
tsull2121 over 1 year ago
Good, maybe they will kill this story along with Metalpuss
crobinson019 over 1 year ago
And he’ll come out looking like Pinfold’s uncle, Pinhead!
Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Looks like Steelface is getting a Electric Lobotomy!!!
cmerb over 1 year ago
He better " push " the button and get out of the scanner or his face will come apart .
cyberv.thall over 1 year ago
HAH! Called it!
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 1 year ago
if he’s got a magnetic head and is in a MAGNETIC Resonance Imager he could be in real trouble, or suddenly have a new super power and will relocate from Dick Tracy to Spiderman.
dvandom over 1 year ago
That’s why they generally ask if you have any metal implants before loading you into the MRI…even if he survives the experience, it could seriously damage the machine.
Maximara over 1 year ago
“Metal that is well secured to the bone, such as hip and knee joint replacements, will not be affected by an MRI. The metal won’t heat up or move in response to the machine. But if the metal is near an organ, such as the prostate, distortion could be a problem”
Durak Premium Member over 1 year ago
Looks like Robert is off the hook!
Interventor12 over 1 year ago
This is going to hurt. Good!
CRUUNER over 1 year ago
“How little we understand, what touches off that tingle~~that sudden explosion, when two tingles intermingle~~” Philip Springer, Caroline Leigh lyrics from “How Little We Know” (1956 Frank Sinatra hit)
chromosome Premium Member over 1 year ago
those magnets are powerful: https://preview.redd.it/dklc8ghaiqv61.jpg?auto=webp&s=f530d9a509a61350f67e7d9f80d36d1f99abbccf
heligmyer over 1 year ago
Well, I think we’ve established that Steelface (a) wasn’t going to give away info about his “condition” lest it draw the police’s attention, and (b) isn’t too bright.
oakie817 over 1 year ago
cue the ominous music
Wichita1.0 over 1 year ago
So we’re getting the intro ep of a new INCREDIBLE CAR-STEALING HULK storyline?
Carl Fink Premium Member over 1 year ago
I haven’t joined the “mock the writer” threads here much, but … don’t you miss stories where the police are actually involved in solving crimes, instead of relying on relatives snitching on the big baddie?
Phantomfire 01 over 1 year ago
I agree. The problem with this story is the story itself. It’s its own Kryptonite.
prrdh over 1 year ago
“Stop squirming. You were told to remain perfectly still.”
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Fried!
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
They just gave him the bill
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
MOVIE QUOTE—
“Can you say “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers?”
“What’s that?”
“Or how about ’Around the rugged rock,the ragged rascal ran?”
“Have you gone mad?”
James Westerfield&Elliott Reid—THE ABSENT MINDED PROFESSOR—1961
William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oops?!
adekii over 1 year ago
IT BEGINS!!!
fallstiger75 over 1 year ago
Are we witnessing the birth of a “super villain”?
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Well,after he gets out of jail he can star at The FlintheartPlayhouse in “The Story Of Scarface Capone”
ScottHolman over 1 year ago
could be trouble
Another Take over 1 year ago
The second panel was lifted from yesterday’s AltTake almost verbatim! And the 3rd panel is essentially the same but Mike forgot to write “OWWWWWW!”
Dan Tooker over 1 year ago
This will not end well. The good news is the hospital probably won’t charge him the co-pay if his face gets ripped open.
Not Again over 1 year ago
They started playing Mariah Carey Christmas music.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Another three day weekend for me——so I may miss the funeral.See you Monday 21st.
WE’RE HERE TO TALK,MA’AM
WITH YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER
YOU’VE BEEN DOING T HINGS,MA’AM
THAT YOU HADN’T OUGHTER
I miss this guy
Kidon Ha-Shomer over 1 year ago
saw this coming; even a small piece of ferrous metal will react with an MRI…it’s like putting a metal object in a microwave. With all the shrapnel in this guy’s skull at the very least 3rd degree burns.
MDRiggs Premium Member over 1 year ago
Perhaps worth noting that MRI is used for soft-tissue imaging. Looking for any kind of bone fracture, they would us X-ray or CT scan. That wouldn’t work for the plot, of course.
MooseBreathMints over 1 year ago
Yep…weird…The first thing they ask before any scans are questions about metal.
tcayer over 1 year ago
Who had “villian’s head torn apart in MRI machine?”
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Oopsie!
Got that tingling feeling in your face, Metal Fragments in Face-Guy going through Magnetic Resonance Imaging?
It only hurts for a little while, Sucka!Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hmmm. Someone with a steel plate in his head is put into an MRI machine that uses powerful magnet. That’s going to hurt.