Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 16, 2022

So, obviously, it’ll be when he starts writing the quizzes.

Hire a teenager while they still know everything.

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” — Mark Twain

Shhh. Don’t let it go to her head. She might enjoy it.

Mrs. Olsen is a good teacher.

That puts her ahead of the teachers at Springfield Elementary School.

I remember when I was maybe 12 and couldn’t wait to grow up, so I’d know all the answers to everything, the way adults did. That was 66 years ago, and I’ve long since reconciled myself to the idea that absolutely everybody knows absolutely nothing about almost everything.