Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 18, 2022

And here I thought that was common knowledge about him wearing a Captain Kirk mask on the movie. That’s how he was able to keep doing sequels even though it looked like he was killed. He’d flip his communicator open and have the Enterprise beam him up when he’d be in bad situations like a fire or falling.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Where’s the YouTube statistic?

Vlado was very old and near the end. As he lay in bed in his last moments his wife began making strudel. Vlado got a whiff of the fresh baked pastry and, feeling stronger, got out of bed and grabbed a piece of the still warm dessert. “Leave that alone!” shouted his wife, “That’s for your wake!”

But there are only 24 hours in a day, how can over a bil… oh, you mean by lots of people, not just one person. Never mind. ~ Emily Litella

Take care, may movie franchise enthusiast Josh “They’re All Real In The Most Important Sense” Blearyord be with you, and gesundheit.

One year William Shatner took his kids trick or treating and dressed up by putting on a Michael Myers mask. So he put his own face up to go out.

While it was a Captain Kirk mask originally, I’ve heard that the template that was used to create the Captain Kirk masks was actually a cast of Shatner’s face that was made to do the makeup effects for a horror movie called The Devil’s Rain that Shatner was in.

I’m having “Another One Bites The Dust” played at my wake.

How does ‘Highway to H*’ rank?

I think that YouTubers have to be put in jail.

I mean, seriously, why would you hit 1 million of your followers?

Isn’t there only 24 hours in every day. How can there be a billion hours every day? Hmmmm. Shouldn’t it say 24 hours of video every day?

Only a billion??? You Tube #1 viewed video as of this morning. You. have been warned.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w

Why does Captain Kirk only have sex with virgins?

He boldly goes where no man has gone before.

I like to watch Laurel and Hardy videos at bedtime. Funny and relaxing.

i’m having ‘’stayin’ alive" played at my funeral

I listen to music on YouTube. Was that counted too???

It totally works for a funeral song, tho:

Life’s a piece of $hit when you look at it / Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true. / You’ll see it’s all a show, keep ’em laughing as you go / Just remember that the last laugh is on you

I don’t think he’s watching YouTube.

1 billion hours of video are PLAYED every day. How many of those are actually watched, is anybody’s guess. I, for one, listen to several YouTube uploads on a daily basis but don’t actually watch any of them. For me, YouTube is a proxy for News Radio.

I take credit for 95% of the YOUTUBE viewage.

…and who didn’t know about the Captain Kirk mask?

My funeral music will be “Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off”