We have a very friendly dog who thinks delivery drivers entire reason for existence is to give her rides in their truck. She also is a bit of a food thief. Once, when the UPS delivery person was bringing a package to the house, she helped herself to the driver’s sandwich. The word spread, and UPS drivers are now more careful about securing their food.
I had a Doberman who got outside and jumped happily into the mail truck as it was going by. The letter carrier froze – I assured her my dog was just looking for a ride, that she was safe, and I was there in seconds! My dog was just sitting there, smiling, looking forward to a ride. My current dog, as was true for my last dog, loves to see the UPS, USPS and Amazon delivery trucks. They are only taken out on leashes, so no problem with the ride thing. The Dobie let herself out, as I must have forgotten to lock the door. I was once visiting someone with Beagle #2, and she started to whine while looking out the door, a whine like, “There is a friend of mine!” I went to the door, and it was an UPS truck going by.
Calvinist1966 over 1 year ago
Knock Knock jokes such as this one were part of my 1970s childhood but I hear that they are little known to the children of the 21st century.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Knock knock jokes can go on for hours! It’s fun, lol!
Calvinist1966 over 1 year ago
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ann.
Ann who?
Ann Other Mosquito.
LadyPeterW over 1 year ago
Knock knock.
(big sigh) Who’s there?
Boo.
(uh-oh) Boo who?
Banana.
WhAt? No BoO WhO!?!?!?
Gotcha.
g04922 over 1 year ago
Gotta love Red and Rover…
flemmingo over 1 year ago
Rover now starts looking for a big brown truck!
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
Love this cartoon. Yip yip yip yip yip
allangary over 1 year ago
We have a very friendly dog who thinks delivery drivers entire reason for existence is to give her rides in their truck. She also is a bit of a food thief. Once, when the UPS delivery person was bringing a package to the house, she helped herself to the driver’s sandwich. The word spread, and UPS drivers are now more careful about securing their food.
TracyFan 65 over 1 year ago
This got me to look up the history of UPS. Would you believe they have been around since 1907?
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
hopefully the dog treats are newer
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh
Hugh who?
Hugh’s a good dog? Me, right?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roo.
Roo who?
Roo roo rooooooo! It’s me, your dog!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bow.
Bow who?
Not “bow who!” “Bow wow!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
Literally just me, I heard the can opener.
Ken Norris Premium Member over 1 year ago
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Hello, sweetie…
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
I had a Doberman who got outside and jumped happily into the mail truck as it was going by. The letter carrier froze – I assured her my dog was just looking for a ride, that she was safe, and I was there in seconds! My dog was just sitting there, smiling, looking forward to a ride. My current dog, as was true for my last dog, loves to see the UPS, USPS and Amazon delivery trucks. They are only taken out on leashes, so no problem with the ride thing. The Dobie let herself out, as I must have forgotten to lock the door. I was once visiting someone with Beagle #2, and she started to whine while looking out the door, a whine like, “There is a friend of mine!” I went to the door, and it was an UPS truck going by.
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Substituting sweetness for humor is a reason I stopped loving “Mutts.”