It’s important, when keeping any wild creature in captivity, to recreate its natural habitat as closely as possible. Just remember to provide a cooler full of cheap-ass beer in the enclosure next time.
Billy Pilgrim and Montana Wildhack, kept together as a mating pair in the human exhibit on the planet Tralfamadore, provide examples of terrestrial reproductive activity to curious zoo visitors there. (“Slaughterhouse-Five,” Kurt Vonnegut) All the Aliens provide on the TV are “Gilligan’s Island” reruns.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Again huh…
Yyyyyep.
Ida No over 1 year ago
It’s important, when keeping any wild creature in captivity, to recreate its natural habitat as closely as possible. Just remember to provide a cooler full of cheap-ass beer in the enclosure next time.
pumaman over 1 year ago
Well they are on a love seat.
prrdh over 1 year ago
Ennui as aphrodisiac.
kc5qnk over 1 year ago
Why did I read that in Sir David Attenborough’s voice? :)
Buoy over 1 year ago
Great. Boredom kids. Just what we need.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Billy Pilgrim and Montana Wildhack, kept together as a mating pair in the human exhibit on the planet Tralfamadore, provide examples of terrestrial reproductive activity to curious zoo visitors there. (“Slaughterhouse-Five,” Kurt Vonnegut) All the Aliens provide on the TV are “Gilligan’s Island” reruns.