Clay Jones for September 29, 2022

As Ron DeSATAN and Marco Rubio run for reelection campaigning against all that “socialist welfare,” ironic that they have to go begging Joe Biden to bail them out of the consequences of their climate denial.

Maybe they can get Donald Trump to make the hurricane change course by thinking about it.

And, since the track record on that is so poor (both on Trump actually thinking and on it having an effect on anything), when that fails there’s always the good ol’ Sharpie®, but the track record there is no better.

And speaking of Martha’s Vineyard (which, by the way, is NOT a declared “Sanctuary City”), maybe those trying to evacuate can get a free ride to Massachusetts if they just tell Ron DeSATAN that they are from Venezuela.

The sippie cup says … Oh, wait. No sippy cup. :(

The critter whose name I’m abusing here is smarter than the orange mistake, I guess. Or slightly less deluded.

Up until today, the GQP has been declaring “hurricanes are lefty hoaxes”..,but today DeSatan is saying that this is a real hurricane and please, please…Mr. President…sir…we need some of that left wing socialistic welfare help during this crisis…. Yep…just like always…the GQP screams and wants to block aid to anyone else, but they are sure quick at getting their hand outs when the s### hits their state. Which is actually ok. As long as it really helping the people, not the rich bloodsuckers, but the people who really, really need the help. As for deSantis, he should be humble-grateful that Biden is not TFG.

Guess who will be doing most of the clean-up work. That’s right, those detested immigrants, working for less than minimum wage.

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CDS (Climate Denial Syndrome) isn’t working out well, but conservatives persist…

I can only imagine the howls of rage from faux news if Biden held up aid to florida because they didn’t vote for him the way trump did to Puerto Rico. Remember republicans only support RED states, not blue. But Democrats are honor bound to help everybody, even those who want to see them jailed or shot.

Unfortunately for the residents of Florida, it is unlikely Trump protégé DeSantis’ political hubris will allow the experts and professionals to command Florida’s massive recovery efforts.

At least Trump isn’t urging DeSantis to nuke the hurricane.

Been waiting for trump to pull his Sharpie® out.

Anyone living on the coast of New England respects Hurricanes and what they can do.

We also understand saying ’’it’ll be OK’’ doesn’t work.

Respect Mother Nature or get your ar$e kicked.

They sure could use those Venezuelians to help with the clean-up.

Dimwit and dimwitier.

Rubio and other Republican candidates have been railing about other opponents’ liberal & socialistic policies. Let see if they reach out for socialist aid from the government after Ian

I thought that magats believe Rump is the second coming of Jesus. Why didn’t he stop the hurricane? I guess he would have if he hadn’t been golfing in New Jersey instead.

“It was almost too stupid for words.”— former WH official, on Trump’s demanding to know if China was shooting us with a “hurricane gun”

Actually, Traitor Trump is feuding with Death Sentence, so it’s unlikely that he would offer him any advice—even advice “almost too stupid for words”, which describes MOST of Traitor Trump’s blather.

They’re so vain, the probably think this shite’s about them . . .

Hey Desantis, I got yer truckload of paper towels. Where ya want them dropped?

This ’toon is great!

Today’s blog by Clay Jones, that goes with the cartoon, is excellent and should be read by non-Trump Disciples.

Trump Disciples can read it, of course, but their analysis skills will preclude them getting any benefit.

Bringing back the fake news about the marker…How mature.