Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 06, 2022

Dodged a bullet there Gary.

I just don’t see what Leo has to offer, if you know what I mean.

Short creatures, on the other hand, no problem.

Gary is mistaken here. Maybe Leo has just surprised her and is going to eat her….. .Or maybe I just misinterpreted Gary’s reaction and he knows that Leo is on the attack

Leo’s not really a guy, per se.

“Short monsters, on the other hand…”

Short guys, yes. Short monsters, a totally different scenario……

Short guys have an advantage.. Nose to nose, the toes are in and toes to toes, the nose is in. Women like that, so I’m told.

Poor Gary. Always the punch line, the butt of the joke.

He does make a good wing man, in a way. He wine-ed her, chatted her up, and then Leopold swoops in for a victory lap or two.

Gary can go home now and console himself with a gallon of Butter Brickle ice cream and some salty tears, and the soothing whimpering of Owen.

Leopold does not consume neither children nor women.

Women make rules for some men and break them for others

That date is a hypocrite!

Can’t be bothered to lie really well. :)

Tall “fashion model” dames! Who can understand them?

Naturally, the babe magnet Leopold eats them up…..