Rob Rogers for September 27, 2022

“Jailed”!

When Muhammad Ali said “I am the greatest”, it wasn’t because he just THOT he was, he could back it up. With this guy, you keep waiting for the noun that follows. Suggestions?

Crimes? GUILTY!!!

How many readers remember Johnny Carson’s shtick “Karnak the Great”? It’s Donald the Dork!

Send him to United States Penitentiary, Coleman in Florida. It would be fitting to send him there, after all, he granted a full presidential pardon to a former inmate .

“Confederacy?” – “Restored!”

Shouldn’t the first one, “Declassified,” be a thought balloon instead of a word balloon? And remember, in that same speech he claimed just the act of sending them to Mar-A-Lago by itself was sufficient to declassify them!

Lock him up!

Insane!

I tried thinking that I was young, handsome, and wealthy! It didn’t work :(

Reminds me of the old Carson bit: Carnac?

It’s actually pretty typical for malignant narcissists to think that if they believe something is true then it is in fact is true.

Cancer is a horrible disease, very difficult to expel from the infected body. So also The Malignant Megalomaniac.

We needed the 5th frame for “Undervalued” for the same assets, depending on whether the audit is coming from the IRS or Deutsche Bank.

Well done, RR!!

Dump might very well get away with his part in the insurrection, just as he was declared not punishable of two impeachments. But, tax fraud. embezzlement, and mishandling of funds, you know things having to do with money, well, that’s another matter.

After Trump became president, I was naturally moved to come up with analogies to illustrate how incompetent the guy was as per completing the relevant tasks that go with the job. Consider a janitor. (Qualification: My first teaching spot was in a school in a rural area, and this is how much the janitor/maintenance guy was respected there: No one cared if the principal was out for the day, but if this guy didn’t come in for some reason we teachers figured the students should be sent back home, his presence being that vital to various operations there in the building.) Okay, uh, janitors clean up the messes made by other employees. So imagine a janitor that, when called to take care of such a situation, tells the head guy that he’ll “think about it.” Boss: “Joe, clean up on Aisle 7 needed – somebody knocked a jar of pickles off of the shelf.” Joe: “Boss, I’ll think about it. And have it cleaned up in no time.” Boss: “Joe, you’re fired.” And what about all of those salesmen out there, the ones that gotta put up big paper charts on easels in meeting rooms and show the higher-ups how business is going? How many of those dudes, accompanied by a bar graph showing that business is in the toilet, could simply take a Sharpie and miraculously make it look like profits are through the roof? Higher-up: “Uh, did you just raise that sales bar from a loss of 34 million to a profit of 2 billion? How did that happen?” Salesman: “I just thought about it, and this Sharpie helped too.” Higher-up: “We all love Donald Trump. He can do goofy stuff like you just did, and he can do it the whole time he’s the most powerful man in the world, and even after he’s no longer the US President. And we’ll still support him. But we’ll not tolerate such incompetence from you. You have one hour to clean out your desk.” I’ll stop.

I just heard that he may have thought “declassified “. Is there no end to this f***ing idio.

@Diane Lee: Don’t give the troll the satisfaction of a response. That’s what they feast on and live for. Just starve it to death.

Too many brain farts, he needs to change his diet.

Evil, corrupt, low IQ, ugly, fat, immoral, aahhh,,, the trump list goes on and on, but nowhere in that list is the word “competent”. The ugly fat man is a total loser, and it’s time he went to jail. In the meantime folks, get ready to VOTE REPUBLICANS OUT OF OFFICE! ANY REPUBLICAN, ANY OFFICE, IF HE/SHE IS UP FOR RE-ELECTION, VOTE THEM OUT!!!!

It’s FATUS’ version of Karnak — it’s called Karnal.

VOTE BLUE

“The power to cloud men’s minds.” And women too.

The word “thoughtless” has more than one meaning.

If Johnny Carson was still with us, he could have had a lot of fun at the expense of trump doing his Carnac the Magnificent! act!

A great carnival side show act!

If this clown wasn’t so dangerous, his train wreck might almost be humorous?

A: What you get when you elect a con man.